So a little bird told me you’re were looking for me…yes, I talk to animals and you do too so don’t act like you don’t.
First of all, I probably will not answer you, well, because I got better things to do than to chit chat with every Tom, Jack, and Jinny that decides they got an opinion or want to sell me the next best thing for whatever.
I’m a busy momma and I don’t have time for bull doody. So, here’s the deal. Make your subject informative and get to the point because if it smells like dookie I’ll delete it and not read.
For those tricky tricksters that right bs headlines to get people to open their emails, seriously? You got me to open it and then I just delete it so what’s the point. You need to rethink your strategy.
Anyways, I don’t like putting up something for other people to read without giving some way to contact so feel free to shower me with your critiques because I’m thick skinned. You can also shower me with praise because I’m a princess at heart.
Here you go world…